Seeing as we have a professional spammer coming here every weekday…
They don’t spam at weekends so it is clearly their actual paid job. So there must be money in it, so I’m sharing how to be the best spammer possible.
Be bad at English
This seems to be the best qualification. Ensure you get all of these wrong.
- Punctuation.
- Grammar.
- Spelling.
Example of a professional spammer:
Hii , thankyou for the information. it was just what I was looking for. thanks agian.
See how the best spammers do everything wrong.
Hide bad English by copy/paste
If your English is truly awful, then avoid having to type it by copying someone else’s. Seek another post and copy lines from it. The bad spammer copies whole posts, the professionals just copy parts of line, so the grammar and punctuation is still off.
Banal out of context comments
Seeing as your English is awful, you don’t really know what you are saying, so reply with gibberish replies which are not relevant to the thread.
Reply to old threads
Find a days old to year old thread, and reply so it looks very odd.
Edit your post a day later
Try to hide your banal gibberish out of context comments and then a day later edit the post to insert the link.
Create a ridiculous username
Seems to be a first name last name and a number pattern, very easy to spot.
Don’t read anything, don’t lurk
When you post, ensure you not read more than a few posts, as you’re not actually interested in Anker, not here to learn or to help, you’re just here to create a post you’ll then later edit with a link to spam.
You can see the account created by spammer immediately here
You can play “spot the spammer!”, look there’s another!
Anyone else spot the best spammer’s methods?
When the spammer comes back here tomorrow, I’ll reply with link to this to help them get better. 
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