How about⦠Skinny, ok, podgy, fat, big fat fker!
Iām not sure fat, honest! I am genuinely big boned, so much so, that people can never believe me when I say.my weight and my clothing sizes. People think Iām an XL, and about 15st, where as Iām XXXL AND 19 STONES 
Due to not being able to exercise I canāt slim down n trim, but I have lost 40 odd LB since last may (2017) strangely due to diabetes! lol I used to be a contractor and did lots of heavy lifting (I could easily carry a 14ft RSJ by myself). Iād work 12-14 hrs a day labouring, until I badly damaged my back (a static mobile home (trailer if American) fell on my back while working underneath it, as the jack supporting.it slipped).
At the time, I was 15st n looked slim.
I got no probs being called fat/obese, cos I am.