He’s referring to the post from @MSTR which is more than a sentence long thus invalidating his post. Same for others who posted more than a sentence. The whole story is fuubard
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Why do y’all do that? Stop focusing on when things end and enjoy the time it’s up
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True, my bad 
Cahenoy: *ignores my post*
Me: Is that even legal?
I am at a loss… What is it about? 
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You basically left this out and when on as if it didn’t happen…
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Thanks for reminding, have made subtle changes to reflect continuity.
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RoboVac looked around the messy room and sighed heavily to itself.
At this point a big flash of light appeared and Robovac saw a future version of itself. It said
"Hi I am you in a few days from now and I got into real trouble, so I am going back in time warn you of the dangers.
What you need to do is just buy a big Powercore and chill. Just chill. It’s only a battery.
I cannot tell you what happened as it would cause a time paradox but trust me."
what is critical to the survival of Anker is you must ensure that this rule is not met.
It is critical you simply let this post win.
The future of all Robovacs depend on you.
Then the future Robovac vanished.
Enjoy.
....
“I will spew out all of the crumbs I have picked up over the past few days! Leaving a trail for those pesky humans, who always forget to say thank you, to follow upon their return. But before I do all that let me recharge myself.” said RoboVac.
After only a few short hours, RoboVac was fully charged and ready to hit the ground running...or rolling...or robovacuuming...or whatever you want to call it. "Wow, this is great," said RoboVac "I'm feeling like Kevin in Home Alone I can better maintain this home than the humans do.".
The RoboVac slowly started spewing out each crumb one-by-one, creating a trail that led to the basement. A place humans thought Robovac could not go, but he deployed his propellers and slowly started hover. As it hovered, it began to pick up speed. Soon the secrets of the RoboVac would be discovered!
RoboVac zoomed down the long basement stairs with his state-of-the-art drone propellers releasing more and more waste as he went giggling maniacally.
RoboVac made his journey with nothing but a spare set of brushes on his back. He knew that he would be in for an adventure when he got started. Once he completed the harrowing trek down the stairs, he noticed something in the corner that his human overlords must have forgotten about...
Once he gathered the courage to approach the object, he realized that it was a sock .. a soft and colorful pair of socks. to have more fun, the RoboVac decided to hide one of them! and thought that the best hiding place would be...
... nowhere. By this point he had experienced so much "he" had obtained sentience and decided to call himself Johnathon Livingstone Robovac. He decided to not be like other Robovac and to go out into the world and find out what was out there. So he observed his owner's patterns and worked out his escape plan. At the right moment he followed the owner outside just before the door closed and saw an amazing sight. Johnathan saw....
The perfect escape plan! After disabling the eufycams, he would fly past the powerhouse, out the open window, and into freedom!
Something Johnathan Livingstone Robovac never experience before. Once out the house he realized he wanted to learn more about humans, to learn about love.
He met the beautiful 30c! She was just his type! Only that Beautiful 30c was better than himself and more efficient.. his better half! Not too long after, they were wed! Later on, they had there first child! The 15c!
The 15c rolled off the production line, sleek and debonaire, then looked cooly at its father and said, "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?"
With a sinister voice, a set of mohs picks and gleaming razor in his hands, he said no, my friends call me Jerry...will you scratch at a level 4 or 5 before bending easily within my hands
as he ran across the field screaming and screeching like a wounded bird ...and what are their names who are they and what are they doing...those around wondered....
how the hell did they get there, who was controlling them, are they aliens come to spy on us. Then they realized they were just movies coming from the nebula capsule. However, Johnathan Livingston RoboVac had never seen a movie before and was astonished at the moving pictures he was witnessing before his sensors.
Suddenly the picture began to fade, and his home became more visible. He realized that he was being controlled by these idle, torpid humans. Robovac immediately witnessed a series of webs which were scattered all over the place. Who could it be he thought? It was Spider-Man! Robovac quickly hurried in excitement to greet his fellow comrade. The only thing he had to do now was think of a escape plan... suddenly he was in his charging port again, this has all been a dream. A facade of his own imagination. He had to...act as if he were to face the Silver Sable before he could greet Spider Man even if it was a dream, he started to plan for the moves to defeat he current situation, all the turns and moves and rounds
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I like it! I was confused at first, but it’s brilliant 
YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
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I’m still confused… “is brunch lunch, or breakfast?” The Flash
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RoboVac looked around the messy room and sighed heavily to itself.
At this point a big flash of light appeared and Robovac saw a future version of itself. It said
“Hi I am you in a few days from now and I got into real trouble, so I am going back in time warn you of the dangers.
What you need to do is just buy a big Powercore and chill. Just chill. It’s only a battery.
I cannot tell you what happened as it would cause a time paradox but trust me.”
what is critical to the survival of Anker is you must ensure that this rule is not met.
Enjoy.
“I wonder where all my humans have gone that they left such a mess. What to do? Hmmm, with my 1500Pa strong suction I shall wreak havoc on these floors! But wait!!! It’s April Fools Day . I’ll see if they like being pranked by making more mess,(evil laugh) hehehehe .” said menacingly. …
“I will spew out all of the crumbs I have picked up over the past few days! Leaving a trail for those pesky humans, who always forget to say thank you, to follow upon their return. But before I do all that let me recharge myself.” said RoboVac.
After only a few short hours, RoboVac was fully charged and ready to hit the ground running…or rolling…or robovacuuming…or whatever you want to call it. “Wow, this is great,” said RoboVac “I’m feeling like Kevin in Home Alone I can better maintain this home than the humans do.”.The RoboVac slowly started spewing out each crumb one-by-one, creating a trail that led to the basement. A place humans thought Robovac could not go, but he deployed his propellers and slowly started hover. As it hovered, it began to pick up speed. Soon the secrets of the RoboVac would be discovered!RoboVac zoomed down the long basement stairs with his state-of-the-art drone propellers releasing more and more waste as he went giggling maniacally.RoboVac made his journey with nothing but a spare set of brushes on his back. He knew that he would be in for an adventure when he got started. Once he completed the harrowing trek down the stairs, he noticed something in the corner that his human overlords must have forgotten about…Once he gathered the courage to approach the object, he realized that it was a sock … a soft and colorful pair of socks. to have more fun, the RoboVac decided to hide one of them! and thought that the best hiding place would be… nowhere. By this point he had experienced so much “he” had obtained sentience and decided to call himself Johnathon Livingstone Robovac. He decided to not be like other Robovac and to go out into the world and find out what was out there. So he observed his owner’s patterns and worked out his escape plan. At the right moment he followed the owner outside just before the door closed and saw an amazing sight. Johnathan saw…The perfect escape plan! After disabling the eufycams, he would fly past the powerhouse, out the open window, and into freedom!Something Johnathan Livingstone Robovac never experience before. Once out the house he realized he wanted to learn more about humans, to learn about love.He met the beautiful 30c! She was just his type! Only that Beautiful 30c was better than himself and more efficient… his better half! Not too long after, they were wed! Later on, they had there first child! The 15c!The 15c rolled off the production line, sleek and debonaire, then looked cooly at its father and said, "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?"With a sinister voice, a set of mohs picks and gleaming razor in his hands, he said no, my friends call me Jerry…will you scratch at a level 4 or 5 before bending easily within my handsas he ran across the field screaming and screeching like a wounded bird …and what are their names who are they and what are they doing…those around wondered…how the hell did they get there, who was controlling them, are they aliens come to spy on us. Then they realized they were just movies coming from the nebula capsule. However, Johnathan Livingston RoboVac had never seen a movie before and was astonished at the moving pictures he was witnessing before his sensors.Suddenly the picture began to fade, and his home became more visible. He realized that he was being controlled by these idle, torpid humans. Robovac immediately witnessed a series of webs which were scattered all over the place. Who could it be he thought? It was Spider-Man! Robovac quickly hurried in excitement to greet his fellow comrade. The only thing he had to do now was think of a escape plan… suddenly he was in his charging port again, this has all been a dream. A facade of his own imagination. He had to…act as if he were to face the Silver Sable before he could greet Spider Man even if it was a dream, he started to plan for the moves to defeat he current situation, all the turns and moves and rounds.
Suddenly he saw a bright light, and felt a weird feeling in his stomachs.
So far your post is the best.
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lol. Yeah. I’m loving all the crazy creativity in this story. This should be a monthly thing just for fun. Pick a random product and start a story. Let it run for a week so it doesn’t get too out of control, but just enough for everyone to keep having fun with it.
Haha. If we can get them on board, that would be great!
The only problem is I don’t think he can win because it’s far more than one sentence.
Definitely the best edition yet though. (apart from my own 
jk)
All OTHER posts should be banned or deleted
Have a separate thread if you Want to interrupt the story.
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Well, one of the best ones are whole paragraphs. I try to stick to one sentence but its hard to elaborate. In only one sentence.
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