This isn’t poetry but in the thespian vane
To be with Power, or not to be with Power, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous battery life,
Or to take Anker against a sea of troubles
And by plugging them in end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand bends Powerline strength
That flesh is heir to: ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To recharge, to unplug;
To charge, perchance to wireless charge—ay, there’s the rub:
For in that discharge of flat what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off Quickcharge,
Must give us PowerIQ2—there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long an 18 month warranty.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time bad non-Anker customer support,
Th’ bad reviewers wrong, the honest good reviewers contumely,
The pangs of too short a USB cable, the lack of solar panel,
The insolence of no LC40 torch,
(stopped here ran out of puns, anyone want to edit the below?)
That patient merit of th’unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovere’d country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.