Oh I have square and link sausages if I’m have a fry up very different things they are
Most things that are classes as Scottish actually are not originally from here (Tartan, bagpipes etc). We simply get rather fond of certain things and promote them, which people then see as ours
I’m going to vote for this as the worse suggestion from you ever!! Reheated tea and coffee is so wrong in my book, it tastes awful!
It better be HP