Anker today launched the new Powercore Infinity, based on the next generation IQ Zero technology.
Thanks to new nano technology which combined Lithium with Earl Grey tea with a vegetarian Burrito, the new Powercore Infinity will offer 1 MegaWatts of power in the palm of your hand. Support not only QC4 and USB-C Power Delivery up to 100Watts, the new Powercore Infinity includes:
- a torch offering 1 Mega Lumens. This can be used as a laser to cut through solid walls.
- Infinite recharge. If you connect the dual input to the dual output the Powercore Infinity will never need recharging
- Time Machine (tm *) to go forward in time upon request and bring back the future, this is useful for finding tomorrow’s lottery numbers.
- Wireless charging where you can place in your pocket and it will take 10 years off your age.
- Invisibility Cloak where you if you need some privacy you plug into the blue port and you have a personal area privavy (pap) zone.
- Teleport Boost. For the odd times you don’t find enough power, you can move your entire family to any part of the universe.
For a limited time only this is available on Amazon for $0, use discount code 1BEMYGF.
(* not IOS compatible)