Christmas Eve is a couple of drinks with all our friends and all the kids in our local pub in the afternoon. Then when the kids are in bed, we cook the turkey and settle down for National Lampoon's Christmas, followed by Die Hard.
Christmas Day, we normally lie in bed waiting for the kids to wake up - usually around 8am (9 and 11 now, but have NEVER woken up at daft time of the morning!)
When the kids are up, they rush down to check Santa has eaten his mince pie and drunk his glass of port (hic!) Always gotta leave a carrot for a reindeer too.
Kids unwrap all their presents in about 5 minutes flat in a flurry of wrapping paper.
Lunch with my in-laws, followed by falling asleep for the Queen's speech - then Doctor Who later (not happening this year though)
Nice and quiet - the way we like it.