I woke up this morning and started feeling sorry for a certain group of people I excluded, neglecting to address in my previous post. So before I go on reading those messages of probable condemnation I see awaiting me at the top, right hand corner of the page, Id like to first relieve myself of the guilt that burdens and haunts me. That said, without further ado:
This next tidbit is to all you impetuous suckers out there that jumped on the boat and got you a Navby. Well, guess what? THAT SHIP IS SINKING! Don’t you look at me like that either- what else did you expect from an off the wall, figure-it-out-as-we-go, straight-outta-Compton, like a pop-up book brand that not even a single millennial techie has so much as heard of? And you thought you were cool, I bet (smh).
Hold on. HOLD ON. Don’t go panicking just yet! The news is only TITANIC for the champagne drinking, snooty tooty, first-jumping people at Navby. You saw that movie right? Imagine this whole scenario akin to the SEQUEL. You know, the one that totally sucks eggs and seems to keep going, and going tonits inevitable demise, but THIS time throws in a surprise “twist” or alternate ending? An escape route, of sorts. Same difference (i’m still not quite sure what the heck that means :/). Anyway....
The good news is there is no need for fighting over life vests, y’all, just because “they” made you feel like 3rd class folk. @Roav and @Anker are about to school them anyway on that note, just after they dump a whole bunk of those vests right on you for the taking. You’ll look like corks bobbing out there in the water you wait too long, or at least till the band stops playing But you enjoy milking that music while you still can. I hear ya! Won’t be long till those friendly Roav and Anker boats come scoop every last one of y’all up.
Yep- that’s right. Hold your britches up high! Because in a New York minute, you’ll be installing the latest and greatest piece of millennial tech from a brand EVERYONE knows. No worries about dropping a load on financing either, ladies and gents. Just be sure to remember your purse (and grab that whopping 40 off coupon!) when this ship goes a sailing, and you’ll be just fine.
Whew. What a RELIEF, huh?! Moving on, moving on, back to all of us regular people, smart enough to save and wait to get tickets for the next one..... the tried and true UNSINKABLE one. Don’t you think I’m just fluffing your feathers! Again, you know who I’m talking about @Anker, don’t you?! You KNOW you know I know that, too, cuz you got every one of us getting ready, with that whistle you’re sounding RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
Now, @Anker @roavVIVA - it very well may be the case that I’m being presumptuous with the assertion that y’all want to hoard the affection of everybody in the world; Particularly the affection that any, and every, possible competitor may have squandered, something we and every callow customer of the same, all know to be especially true in this very case. If not, then with all due respect (note: I did not imply understanding), regardless of whatever strange and alternate reason you may have, and with the upmost in perfunctory courtesy, I will make the most lackadaisical effort to remove this here post.
As for the attached, here’s my disclaimer: I did NOT take this photo.