OK there was a fat bald rich kid in US of A,
Who thought it would good to be President one day,
So he got Putin to fix it
but then Putin did it
and now that President has to do it Putin's way!
There was a rich idiot call Nigel,
Who decided to get richer by dissing the E.U.
So he exaggerated hither and lither,
and make claims impossible to deliver,
and now the person suffering is you!